I am a young dude (early 20's), and physiologically I am quite capable of erections. If I hold a girl's hand, I'll get one almost instantly. I claim to be a germophobe at work, so I can avoid my female coworkers touching me and giving me spontaneous boners at work.
However, whenever I go to have sex, I can't get more than a semi. There's something embarrassing and uncomfortable about straining to shove my oatmeal-hard penis into the vagina of whatever poor girl was foolish enough to consent to this fleshy carnival of horrors. And after a few failures like that, it gets in your head. I can only imagine what my various partners have thought.
And it's not that I don't find these girls sexy. It's like I get so aroused I go into shock and stop being aroused. My dick just up and deserts me, and I'm left trying to come up with excuses so my partner doesn't feel unattractive.
My first girlfriend, who was this plain-faced, morbidly obese, control-freak, used to always berate me for not being a real man, and constantly asked me if I was gay because I was so timid and awkward. Well, that, dear reader, was my sexual prime, and it's only gotten worse since then. I have even dated some super cute girls since then, but even they were unable to rouse my penis from the dead.
I have begun to wonder if I was gay, and recently spent an afternoon at the mall, checking out guys in an attempt to will myself out of my state of repressed homosexuality, but I did not achieve the slightest wiggle! I am now confident that I am straight, so that's not the issue.
I'm not medically impotent, I'm not gay, what's my problem???
PS Don't let the silly tone undercut how exasperated I am with my sexual shortcomings, I feel like no woman could ever be with me, and that I'll die alone and all that junk, I just don't want to be a complete downer.
However, whenever I go to have sex, I can't get more than a semi. There's something embarrassing and uncomfortable about straining to shove my oatmeal-hard penis into the vagina of whatever poor girl was foolish enough to consent to this fleshy carnival of horrors. And after a few failures like that, it gets in your head. I can only imagine what my various partners have thought.
And it's not that I don't find these girls sexy. It's like I get so aroused I go into shock and stop being aroused. My dick just up and deserts me, and I'm left trying to come up with excuses so my partner doesn't feel unattractive.
My first girlfriend, who was this plain-faced, morbidly obese, control-freak, used to always berate me for not being a real man, and constantly asked me if I was gay because I was so timid and awkward. Well, that, dear reader, was my sexual prime, and it's only gotten worse since then. I have even dated some super cute girls since then, but even they were unable to rouse my penis from the dead.
I have begun to wonder if I was gay, and recently spent an afternoon at the mall, checking out guys in an attempt to will myself out of my state of repressed homosexuality, but I did not achieve the slightest wiggle! I am now confident that I am straight, so that's not the issue.
I'm not medically impotent, I'm not gay, what's my problem???
PS Don't let the silly tone undercut how exasperated I am with my sexual shortcomings, I feel like no woman could ever be with me, and that I'll die alone and all that junk, I just don't want to be a complete downer.
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