Dear All,
Please do not think this is a joke. My daughter received the below from an English Musician...
No comments... but look forward to receiving yours. :)
Many thanks,
Mother
{Name of my Daughter} Honey,
Please only accept my marriage proposal- that I do hope you will- if you could meet the requirements below. You can add things if you wish and we can discuss them but my list is nonnegotiable, I'm sorry.
In case you want to make it legal, our lawyers-yours and mine- can make it happen:
1. You'll have a new phone number, email box, present should not be used anymore
2. No more Facebook, delete your present account and my management'll create you a new one in a year, as my official fiancé. With fresh pics-no more pics from your past
3. Moving in with me in 2 weeks
4. No more work only uni, you can choose, either in London or in Cambridge
5. No more ballet class, quit from your gym, you'll join mine as my fiancé
6. Please watch out your weight, would be nice if you could not gain anymore
7. No need to wear heavy make-up, unless I ask you to do it
8. No other ring should be worn, only my engagement ring
9. We have to change your wardrobe as well. You need to dress up as an English gent's fiancé, from now on, so please don't wear your European clothes anymore
10. Therefore you may don't bring any present clothes to my house when you'll move in
11. No more going out with males, unless I join you
12. Until 1 year from our engagement: - no socialising with my international musician, artist circle
- no public appearance with me at clubs, press, workshops, means: arriving and leaving separately
- never under any circumstances answer neither my mobile nor the landline at home
13. End up all of your relations back in {Name of Home Country in Europe}, do not keep in touch with European people
14. No more travelling to {Name of Home Country in Europe} either especially not alone
15. Marriage should take place preciously 3 years from our official engagement party.
Welcome as an international musician wife to be Darling. Lots of love,
Your everlasting love,
{Name}
xxxx
Please do not think this is a joke. My daughter received the below from an English Musician...
No comments... but look forward to receiving yours. :)
Many thanks,
Mother
{Name of my Daughter} Honey,
Please only accept my marriage proposal- that I do hope you will- if you could meet the requirements below. You can add things if you wish and we can discuss them but my list is nonnegotiable, I'm sorry.
In case you want to make it legal, our lawyers-yours and mine- can make it happen:
1. You'll have a new phone number, email box, present should not be used anymore
2. No more Facebook, delete your present account and my management'll create you a new one in a year, as my official fiancé. With fresh pics-no more pics from your past
3. Moving in with me in 2 weeks
4. No more work only uni, you can choose, either in London or in Cambridge
5. No more ballet class, quit from your gym, you'll join mine as my fiancé
6. Please watch out your weight, would be nice if you could not gain anymore
7. No need to wear heavy make-up, unless I ask you to do it
8. No other ring should be worn, only my engagement ring
9. We have to change your wardrobe as well. You need to dress up as an English gent's fiancé, from now on, so please don't wear your European clothes anymore
10. Therefore you may don't bring any present clothes to my house when you'll move in
11. No more going out with males, unless I join you
12. Until 1 year from our engagement: - no socialising with my international musician, artist circle
- no public appearance with me at clubs, press, workshops, means: arriving and leaving separately
- never under any circumstances answer neither my mobile nor the landline at home
13. End up all of your relations back in {Name of Home Country in Europe}, do not keep in touch with European people
14. No more travelling to {Name of Home Country in Europe} either especially not alone
15. Marriage should take place preciously 3 years from our official engagement party.
Welcome as an international musician wife to be Darling. Lots of love,
Your everlasting love,
{Name}
xxxx
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