Some background first. I'm a 2nd year student and I rent a 3-bed flat with 2 girls who I consider great friends. Being a bloke I probably should count myself lucky considering they are fit, smart and have a habit of walking around in their underwear. In other worlds they are 'bangtidy'.
Originally we were looking for a 4-bed house with another mate of mine to make it equal but obviously that didn't work out and with my 'rotten' luck I am in my current situation. (Or should that be predicament?)
Anyway my mates keep egging me on to start something with either girl but I'm currently in a LDR with a girl studying up north. Now you're probably thinking 'first world problems', 'cry me a river', 'boo hoo poor sod!' But its been tough and recently it got even tougher.
The reason for this post is on Friday I went out with the lads and got home a bit worse for wear. Now I'm not one of those loud, aggressive drunks but a 'ninja drunk' instead. That means I'm so drunk I think I've gained powers of a ninja and make the least amount of noise as possible.
Now those powers helped me enter the flat vewy vewy quietly but in my stupor I ended up shuffling to the wrong doorway. I was about to enter when I could hear some giggling. At first I thought they were watching a comedy but I peaked around the door and to my amazement my flatmates were feeling each other out to put it mildly. I continued watching for a while (as you do) and the more I watched the more I started getting tempted to join in.
In the end I moved back to the flat door and opened/closed it loudly so that they would hear it. I then preceded to shower and laid on my bed and thought did I do the right thing or did I let down my fellow man. ;)
Anyway later that morning during brunch I pretended as if nothing happened and got asked if I had a good night. I thought I played the 'innocent and unaware look' pretty well until later that day there was a knock on my door.
One of the girls sat down on my bed and bluntly said that they knew I watched them and pretended I wasn't there, but found the whole episode exciting. I was taken slightly aback by her forwardness and as I was racking my brain to fathom some coherent reply she said how about I join them for a threesome? The first thing that came to mind was my girlfriend of 1 year raining hell on earth if she ever found out. My flatmate managed to decipher my thought from my face and said that I shouldn't worry, that my gf won't find out and I should embrace life and all that it offers. She gave me until next weekend to think about it.
So there you have it folks. Should I go ahead with the threesome and face eternal damnation for cheating on my loving girlfriend? Or should I be a saint and politely decline my flatmate's offer. At present it is eating me up inside but the thought of eating them out is quite tempting. :D
Originally we were looking for a 4-bed house with another mate of mine to make it equal but obviously that didn't work out and with my 'rotten' luck I am in my current situation. (Or should that be predicament?)
Anyway my mates keep egging me on to start something with either girl but I'm currently in a LDR with a girl studying up north. Now you're probably thinking 'first world problems', 'cry me a river', 'boo hoo poor sod!' But its been tough and recently it got even tougher.
The reason for this post is on Friday I went out with the lads and got home a bit worse for wear. Now I'm not one of those loud, aggressive drunks but a 'ninja drunk' instead. That means I'm so drunk I think I've gained powers of a ninja and make the least amount of noise as possible.
Now those powers helped me enter the flat vewy vewy quietly but in my stupor I ended up shuffling to the wrong doorway. I was about to enter when I could hear some giggling. At first I thought they were watching a comedy but I peaked around the door and to my amazement my flatmates were feeling each other out to put it mildly. I continued watching for a while (as you do) and the more I watched the more I started getting tempted to join in.
In the end I moved back to the flat door and opened/closed it loudly so that they would hear it. I then preceded to shower and laid on my bed and thought did I do the right thing or did I let down my fellow man. ;)
Anyway later that morning during brunch I pretended as if nothing happened and got asked if I had a good night. I thought I played the 'innocent and unaware look' pretty well until later that day there was a knock on my door.
One of the girls sat down on my bed and bluntly said that they knew I watched them and pretended I wasn't there, but found the whole episode exciting. I was taken slightly aback by her forwardness and as I was racking my brain to fathom some coherent reply she said how about I join them for a threesome? The first thing that came to mind was my girlfriend of 1 year raining hell on earth if she ever found out. My flatmate managed to decipher my thought from my face and said that I shouldn't worry, that my gf won't find out and I should embrace life and all that it offers. She gave me until next weekend to think about it.
So there you have it folks. Should I go ahead with the threesome and face eternal damnation for cheating on my loving girlfriend? Or should I be a saint and politely decline my flatmate's offer. At present it is eating me up inside but the thought of eating them out is quite tempting. :D
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