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Got called a psychopath? D:

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First off let me start by saying that I'm usually a really nice person and I wouldn't do anything to purposely hurt anyone in any way both physically nor emotionally.

The other day, I had a female sleeping over. But I started the day as usual, with me beginning with my morning routine. I guess some people call me a health nut, but I think taking care of your body's really important. I started off with my usual push ups (I can do 150 now), before stretches. Then I made breakfast for myself, before hopping in the shower (the female was still asleep).

I hop into the shower. Before use a sensitive and organic cleanser lotion to clean out my clogged up pores, then, I use a certified water activated gel. Then a regular body scrub. And on the face, a sensitive, organic exfoliating scrub (once every friday). Then I apply a revitalising clay facial mask to keep my skin refreshed.

The female wakes up, and asks how she looks. I called her fat, but it was truly an accident. It is true she has gained a few stones, but can't do much about it. I told her exercise would help but she just cried and called me a psychopath. Who's wrong here?

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