Hello, Ladies.
I have a friend who is also a client of mine professionally. He has a rather unique problem that is seriously impacting his happiness, and I thought I would try to vett him some ideas.
He is a very nice person, never married, no kids. His problem is that his penis is about 12 inches long and as thick as a tube of cookie dough. A BIG tube of cookie dough.
In addition to this, he suffers from a rare form of priapism, which means he has an erection most of the time. He has to wear biker compression shorts to keep it compressed to his thigh to avoid drawing unwanted attention. He's a very sensitive person and does not like to have to share his private issues with each new potential date, so it severely limits how much he puts himself out there in the dating pool, which is not good, because he knows that only a very limited number of women will be interested in him once they find out. It literally scares a lot of women away.
I am not making any of this up. I have seen him in "revealing" clothes, and this is a real problem for him and it's causing him a great deal of sadness.
I tried to cheer him up a little, I told him that I have seen toys built like he is, and somebody must be buying them, or they wouldn't be so readily available.
I had seen his dating profile on a site we both use, and I mentioned to him that I noticed that he had not made any reference to his unique..build..and that I thought that certain women might be attracted by that ...feature. He does not feel hopeful of finding a woman who can accommodate him. He hates having to go through the whole discussion over and over. He told me that they do not do reduction surgeries for that. He takes medication which only partly helps. He's stuck with it.
My question is this: what ideas do you have for how he could seek a partner with better chances of finding someone who might be a "fit" for him? How could he word his profile so that it does not sound creepy or boastful (he's neither) and still give women a sense of what he's up against? I am a very creative person, but I'm having a difficult time trying to think of ways to help him.
I know this is one of those things that it's hard to resist poking fun at, and you're only human, so whatever, do your worst. But also remember that this has been keeping this poor guy lonely for 20+ years, and give some thoughtful advice, too, if you can. Thanks for your ideas.
I have a friend who is also a client of mine professionally. He has a rather unique problem that is seriously impacting his happiness, and I thought I would try to vett him some ideas.
He is a very nice person, never married, no kids. His problem is that his penis is about 12 inches long and as thick as a tube of cookie dough. A BIG tube of cookie dough.
In addition to this, he suffers from a rare form of priapism, which means he has an erection most of the time. He has to wear biker compression shorts to keep it compressed to his thigh to avoid drawing unwanted attention. He's a very sensitive person and does not like to have to share his private issues with each new potential date, so it severely limits how much he puts himself out there in the dating pool, which is not good, because he knows that only a very limited number of women will be interested in him once they find out. It literally scares a lot of women away.
I am not making any of this up. I have seen him in "revealing" clothes, and this is a real problem for him and it's causing him a great deal of sadness.
I tried to cheer him up a little, I told him that I have seen toys built like he is, and somebody must be buying them, or they wouldn't be so readily available.
I had seen his dating profile on a site we both use, and I mentioned to him that I noticed that he had not made any reference to his unique..build..and that I thought that certain women might be attracted by that ...feature. He does not feel hopeful of finding a woman who can accommodate him. He hates having to go through the whole discussion over and over. He told me that they do not do reduction surgeries for that. He takes medication which only partly helps. He's stuck with it.
My question is this: what ideas do you have for how he could seek a partner with better chances of finding someone who might be a "fit" for him? How could he word his profile so that it does not sound creepy or boastful (he's neither) and still give women a sense of what he's up against? I am a very creative person, but I'm having a difficult time trying to think of ways to help him.
I know this is one of those things that it's hard to resist poking fun at, and you're only human, so whatever, do your worst. But also remember that this has been keeping this poor guy lonely for 20+ years, and give some thoughtful advice, too, if you can. Thanks for your ideas.
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