Why opt out to get your satisfaction from household ojects i.e: Xbox controllers, kitchen appliances, fruits, vegetables and wind-screen wipers.
When you could experience the real thing in flesh and ready for action.
Last night I caught my girl cheating on me with a dildo.
That's a yellow banana dildo, now I have a olive skin tone, so she basically cheated on me with a man of a yellow skin tone in the form of a plastic toy.
I cried for atleast 2 hours last night, wondering what would possess a women to oppress her man with a plastic toy rather than the me..
Put the internet to work for you.
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