Would my male friend take my virginity for me?

Please please please keep this anonymous. I am a 20 year old female virgin who hasn't even kissed a boy. I feel SO inadequate about this, but obviously I don't want to lose it to just anybody. So I am thinking of asking a male friend to do it for me. We are good friends, but I am a little shy and nervous about asking this of him. What do you think? Should I? What are the chances he will say yes?

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