Deadbeat Wife

How many of you have a deadbeat wife? You know the type: She hasn't worked in years, she's morbidly obese, you sleep in separate areas of the house, she's constantly screaming at you and even becoming physically violent, she refuses to cook or clean even for herself, she spends all the household money on herself and refuses to budget, she runs up thousands in credit card bills, she takes "vacations" by herself, she refuses to exercise or lose weight (because YOU are supposed to love her the "way she is"). This person has no friends, her family can't stand her because she's just as awful to them as she is to you, and she is constantly pining to be rich and have more money without actually working for it. She's paranoid, angry, depressed, and has "chronic pain" for which no doctor (and there have been many) can figure out. She takes narcotics, she eats nothing but cake, cookies, and Lucky Charms most of the time and she blames you for "letting her get t his way".
Why don't you leave? Well, she has this figured out. She has told you (several times in fact) that if you try to leave she will go to the police and tell them that you are a wife abuser and that you hit her and she's afraid for her life. They will of course believe her without proof and you will lose your job, your house, your child, and your respect. The Divorce will finalize and you will have to pay this lout for child support, for alimony, and for "pain and suffering". You never touched her, not once, but the law is what the law is and you have no power AND SHE KNOWS THIS. In conclusion there are two lessons to be learned.
Lesson 1: DO NOT EVER EVER EVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET MARRIED!
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Lesson 2: DO NOT EVER EVER EVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET MARRIED!
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