Ok so am auditing the phone bill and on my wife's phone I notice three back to back calls from a city over a 1000 miles away that are about 1-2 minutes long respectively. My first inclination is that it is a Butt dial but then I look at the texts and there are 3 there as well.
So this is while I am out of town and I am still thinking it is all a mistake so when I get home on Saturday I look at her phone and this is the text convo:
Out of towner: When do we meet 8 or 8:30 (tears of joy emoticon)
W: 8:30 :)
Out of towner: Looking forward to it
At this point I am inclined to believe it is a visitor to my W work. She has been having dozens of visitors in the past month. So later on that evening we are catching up and I ask her what happened at work that week and she rattles on. She does not mention visitors so I ask and she says no visitors and she gives me a inquisitive look when I ask.
I recall then that she did not call me that night, which is not normal. When I asked her why she did not call she said she called me earlier that day (not true).
I have verified that this phone belongs to a woman who lives three states away and the phone is registered to her husband. She is a postal employee (has nothing to do with my W occupation). I have looked for through all of her families FB friends to see if I can find a family connection. I am at a loss. I audited the phone records for the last 13 months and no call from any number in this state.
Since Christmas things have been getting progressively better with us. She is so nice I keep looking under the bed to see if there is an empty pod underneath. Evidently the day before I got back Aunt Flo came for a visit for the first time in 60 days and has come with a vengeance but my new happy go lucky W decides Uncle BJ is visiting all weekend as well. Now this is good news but who in the hell is this woman and what is going on. I am simply puzzled about everything.
If anyone can help me make sense of any of it I am all ears.
So this is while I am out of town and I am still thinking it is all a mistake so when I get home on Saturday I look at her phone and this is the text convo:
Out of towner: When do we meet 8 or 8:30 (tears of joy emoticon)
W: 8:30 :)
Out of towner: Looking forward to it
At this point I am inclined to believe it is a visitor to my W work. She has been having dozens of visitors in the past month. So later on that evening we are catching up and I ask her what happened at work that week and she rattles on. She does not mention visitors so I ask and she says no visitors and she gives me a inquisitive look when I ask.
I recall then that she did not call me that night, which is not normal. When I asked her why she did not call she said she called me earlier that day (not true).
I have verified that this phone belongs to a woman who lives three states away and the phone is registered to her husband. She is a postal employee (has nothing to do with my W occupation). I have looked for through all of her families FB friends to see if I can find a family connection. I am at a loss. I audited the phone records for the last 13 months and no call from any number in this state.
Since Christmas things have been getting progressively better with us. She is so nice I keep looking under the bed to see if there is an empty pod underneath. Evidently the day before I got back Aunt Flo came for a visit for the first time in 60 days and has come with a vengeance but my new happy go lucky W decides Uncle BJ is visiting all weekend as well. Now this is good news but who in the hell is this woman and what is going on. I am simply puzzled about everything.
If anyone can help me make sense of any of it I am all ears.
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