A warning to any man who is considering getting married: DO NOT DO IT!!!! It is the worst decision you will ever make. Coming from someone who has made the ultimate error, I am pleading with anyone reading this considering getting married, please, please, please, do not throw your life away on this horrible lifetime prison sentence.
Please consider the following. It is commonly thrown about that 50% of marriages end in divorce, so we will take that as a given. Right there is reason enough to give pause. You stand a 50% chance of making the wrong choice right off. Now consider how many people just stay together because of the children or because of the finances and I bet you the true success rate of marriage is about 25% or less. Those are pretty poor odds. You have a 75% chance of betting incorrectly, and losing this bet will cost you a lifetime of misery, child support payments and alimony.
As time goes on I realize more and more that the old show "Married With Children" was more of a documentary than a sitcom. Every day I look at myself in the mirror, and I look at male friends and coworkers, and I see a little more Al Bundy in all of us that are married. All the guys I know who stayed single are living it up though.
The bottom line is this; The typical American woman is not marriage material. Women have been raised in a feminist culture that teaches them that they are oppressed, men are evil and worthless, and traditional women's roles are no longer theirs to fill. Today's American woman is lazy. They know nothing of keeping up a home. Marry a modern American woman and you as the husband will do a huge amount (almost all) of the housework. The modern American woman has been told she is a princess from childhood onward. Princesses never have to do anything for themselves. Your wife will probably have never had to cook, clean, or do any kind of household chore before she was married and she sure will not want to start now. She will probably spend more time on facebook than with her own children. Since the feminist movement pretty much made it necessary that most wives have to hold a job for a typical household to function, your wife will always claim to be tired from work. No matter how hard you as the husband have worked, you will have to take care of all household duties at night since your wife will neither be willing nor capable of completing the most basic tasks around the house. Again, this is not just my experience in my own marriage, but the experience of the vast majority of married male friends I have.
Your typical American wife will also get very fat very fast. Most women are lazy and that extends to their personal appearance. If you are dating someone and they say they like to dress "comfortable" or they are not into physical activity, run away as fast as you can because that woman is going to weigh double what she does now five years after you marry her. Look around for examples of this everywhere. Go to an amusement park, zoo, shopping mall, etc; Anywhere that families go that is not the beach or somewhere where people wear swimsuits because fat women will not go to these places. Look at how many in shape men, or at least normal weight men are there with their two kids and one really out of shape wife. You will see many examples of this throughout the day. These men you see are in prison. They cannot leave these fat lazy wives without going completely broke. If you look close enough you will also notice that despite all the sitcoms that have a fat out of shape dad and a smoking hot wife, this combination does not exist. The reverse is the rule. Just try it one day and you will see how right I am. Even if you keep yourself in shape and do regular physical activity, they typical American woman will do nothing to stay in shape or look attractive for her husband after 4-5 years of being married.
When you are making this observation, also notice how obnoxious the fat wives are. They will yell at their children and husbands, criticize their husbands in public, berate and belittle their husbands and have a very nasty attitude most of the time. I have even seen wives physically hit their husbands in public. If a husband were to verbally and physically abuse his wife in public like this, he would be thrown in jail. When a wife does it to a husband nothing happens except the husband is publically humiliated by his crass modern American wife. Women always think they are right, even when they are wrong (which is frequently) and they will never shut up. If there are any women reading this who are getting upset, please do me one favor. Think of an issue that gets you emotionally worked up, get a tape recorder and record yourself talking for 10 minutes. Then play back your rant and see how much you can take of your own voice. Or get a recording of an angry 6 year old throwing a temper tantrum and see how long you can listen to that. Women's voices sound a lot like an angry child's. Now imagine that you have to listen to that constantly. That is what being married to a woman is like. And if she is on a period, watch out.
Finally, if you enjoy sexual intercourse of any kind, DO NOT EVER GET MARRIED!!! Your girlfriend/fiancée may seem like she enjoys sex now, but once that gold band slips on her finger her body will have a weird allergic reaction to your penis that will cause her head to hurt and her body to be too tired to do anything sexual at all. It will start off slow but after 4-5 years of marriage you will feel like a celibate monk. I used to feel judgmental of men who cheated on their wives, but now I can understand why a man who gets **** blocked by his own wife will look elsewhere. Ladies who are reading this, just an FYI. If you are not bringing you man to orgasm at least twice a week he is getting it elsewhere, be it masturbation, massage pallor, an affair, etc. Men do not typically go a month without orgasm, so if you want to keep your man happy, then give him an orgasm twice a week. And if you are on your period, please remember your mouth and hands are not on their period.
So you will start to go golfing, go bowling, or work extra hours just to get away from your wife, but when you get home things will just have gotten worse and your wife will have watched just a little more television, gained a little more weight, and gotten just a little more shrill. This has happened to at least 80% of the men I know, including myself. Do not make the mistake all of us poor suckers have made. Live long and single.
Please consider the following. It is commonly thrown about that 50% of marriages end in divorce, so we will take that as a given. Right there is reason enough to give pause. You stand a 50% chance of making the wrong choice right off. Now consider how many people just stay together because of the children or because of the finances and I bet you the true success rate of marriage is about 25% or less. Those are pretty poor odds. You have a 75% chance of betting incorrectly, and losing this bet will cost you a lifetime of misery, child support payments and alimony.
As time goes on I realize more and more that the old show "Married With Children" was more of a documentary than a sitcom. Every day I look at myself in the mirror, and I look at male friends and coworkers, and I see a little more Al Bundy in all of us that are married. All the guys I know who stayed single are living it up though.
The bottom line is this; The typical American woman is not marriage material. Women have been raised in a feminist culture that teaches them that they are oppressed, men are evil and worthless, and traditional women's roles are no longer theirs to fill. Today's American woman is lazy. They know nothing of keeping up a home. Marry a modern American woman and you as the husband will do a huge amount (almost all) of the housework. The modern American woman has been told she is a princess from childhood onward. Princesses never have to do anything for themselves. Your wife will probably have never had to cook, clean, or do any kind of household chore before she was married and she sure will not want to start now. She will probably spend more time on facebook than with her own children. Since the feminist movement pretty much made it necessary that most wives have to hold a job for a typical household to function, your wife will always claim to be tired from work. No matter how hard you as the husband have worked, you will have to take care of all household duties at night since your wife will neither be willing nor capable of completing the most basic tasks around the house. Again, this is not just my experience in my own marriage, but the experience of the vast majority of married male friends I have.
Your typical American wife will also get very fat very fast. Most women are lazy and that extends to their personal appearance. If you are dating someone and they say they like to dress "comfortable" or they are not into physical activity, run away as fast as you can because that woman is going to weigh double what she does now five years after you marry her. Look around for examples of this everywhere. Go to an amusement park, zoo, shopping mall, etc; Anywhere that families go that is not the beach or somewhere where people wear swimsuits because fat women will not go to these places. Look at how many in shape men, or at least normal weight men are there with their two kids and one really out of shape wife. You will see many examples of this throughout the day. These men you see are in prison. They cannot leave these fat lazy wives without going completely broke. If you look close enough you will also notice that despite all the sitcoms that have a fat out of shape dad and a smoking hot wife, this combination does not exist. The reverse is the rule. Just try it one day and you will see how right I am. Even if you keep yourself in shape and do regular physical activity, they typical American woman will do nothing to stay in shape or look attractive for her husband after 4-5 years of being married.
When you are making this observation, also notice how obnoxious the fat wives are. They will yell at their children and husbands, criticize their husbands in public, berate and belittle their husbands and have a very nasty attitude most of the time. I have even seen wives physically hit their husbands in public. If a husband were to verbally and physically abuse his wife in public like this, he would be thrown in jail. When a wife does it to a husband nothing happens except the husband is publically humiliated by his crass modern American wife. Women always think they are right, even when they are wrong (which is frequently) and they will never shut up. If there are any women reading this who are getting upset, please do me one favor. Think of an issue that gets you emotionally worked up, get a tape recorder and record yourself talking for 10 minutes. Then play back your rant and see how much you can take of your own voice. Or get a recording of an angry 6 year old throwing a temper tantrum and see how long you can listen to that. Women's voices sound a lot like an angry child's. Now imagine that you have to listen to that constantly. That is what being married to a woman is like. And if she is on a period, watch out.
Finally, if you enjoy sexual intercourse of any kind, DO NOT EVER GET MARRIED!!! Your girlfriend/fiancée may seem like she enjoys sex now, but once that gold band slips on her finger her body will have a weird allergic reaction to your penis that will cause her head to hurt and her body to be too tired to do anything sexual at all. It will start off slow but after 4-5 years of marriage you will feel like a celibate monk. I used to feel judgmental of men who cheated on their wives, but now I can understand why a man who gets **** blocked by his own wife will look elsewhere. Ladies who are reading this, just an FYI. If you are not bringing you man to orgasm at least twice a week he is getting it elsewhere, be it masturbation, massage pallor, an affair, etc. Men do not typically go a month without orgasm, so if you want to keep your man happy, then give him an orgasm twice a week. And if you are on your period, please remember your mouth and hands are not on their period.
So you will start to go golfing, go bowling, or work extra hours just to get away from your wife, but when you get home things will just have gotten worse and your wife will have watched just a little more television, gained a little more weight, and gotten just a little more shrill. This has happened to at least 80% of the men I know, including myself. Do not make the mistake all of us poor suckers have made. Live long and single.
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