I know this is silly, but please bear with me. Earlier this year my wife saw a man in a restaurant (bald like me), and suggested that I should grow a mustache and goatee like that other guy. This is coming from a woman who always said she didn't like facial hair. I told her I would grow one, but she needed to be prepared; if I grew it and I liked it, I was going to keep it. Well, I grew one and she said she liked it. I like having it too. I have gotten numerous compliments about it too. I keep it neat and trimmed; not going for the Duck Dynasty thing.
Last night as we laid down for the evening, she said I need to shave it off. I said I like it and I'm going to keep it. She kept asking me and I reminded her what I said months ago. She didn't give up. She started telling me the sexual favors she would grant me if I shaved it. I stood my ground and refused. What does she say next? She then said if I didn't shave it she would do things to herself in bed and make me watch....I wouldn't be allowed to participate or even touch her. I told her to knock herself out if that's what she wanted to do. (She didn't do anything...we both went to sleep). Then in a playful tone she asked what if she divorces me if I don't shave it off. I told her if she's that crazy, then do whatever she has to do, then gave her a playful swat on the a$$.
Early this morning I'm laying awake in bed thinking about this conversation we had a few hours earlier. It's just a bunch of whiskers, but it really started bothering me this morning. Is she testing me? It feels like a test, and I'll be damned if I'm going to fail it. By God, I'm going to stand my ground. And her using sex as a bribe- which failed, she decided to use sex- which failed, then a playful stab at divorce, which failed. The more I thought about it the more it pi$$es me off. How dare she use sex as a bribe and a threat!
Why now? Does she not like the compliments I have gotten? Does she not like the gray mixed in? Am I overthinking this and being a sensitive b1tch? I feel like I need to stand my ground here, because if I cave she's going to think that she's found her way to threaten me and get her way on anything else....
She knows I like it but apparently that's not a concern to her.
Last night as we laid down for the evening, she said I need to shave it off. I said I like it and I'm going to keep it. She kept asking me and I reminded her what I said months ago. She didn't give up. She started telling me the sexual favors she would grant me if I shaved it. I stood my ground and refused. What does she say next? She then said if I didn't shave it she would do things to herself in bed and make me watch....I wouldn't be allowed to participate or even touch her. I told her to knock herself out if that's what she wanted to do. (She didn't do anything...we both went to sleep). Then in a playful tone she asked what if she divorces me if I don't shave it off. I told her if she's that crazy, then do whatever she has to do, then gave her a playful swat on the a$$.
Early this morning I'm laying awake in bed thinking about this conversation we had a few hours earlier. It's just a bunch of whiskers, but it really started bothering me this morning. Is she testing me? It feels like a test, and I'll be damned if I'm going to fail it. By God, I'm going to stand my ground. And her using sex as a bribe- which failed, she decided to use sex- which failed, then a playful stab at divorce, which failed. The more I thought about it the more it pi$$es me off. How dare she use sex as a bribe and a threat!
Why now? Does she not like the compliments I have gotten? Does she not like the gray mixed in? Am I overthinking this and being a sensitive b1tch? I feel like I need to stand my ground here, because if I cave she's going to think that she's found her way to threaten me and get her way on anything else....
She knows I like it but apparently that's not a concern to her.
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